goodness gracious

What an angsty teen I was! I hope all that’s over, reading over all that was not fun. It’s amazing how much people can change in a short amount of time. And it’s also amazing how quickly a year goes by. Have a nice picture of a one-legged kangaroo:

I think it’s shooped but whatevs. I had a dream that I was a snake running away from a bear, so I slithered and hid in the bushes. And after that, while I was on my merry way, a crocodile in hiding quicksand tried to get me but I slither quickly so it was fine. Then the bear turned into a man and started chasing me, so my subconscious decides that the BEST thing to turn into in this situation would be a one-legged kangaroo. Ridiculous. So I’m hopping for my life, and I know the man will catch and do something horrible to me, so I decide to hop onto the freeway and get hit by a truck. 

I really should stop hitting that night cheese.